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Death by Marquis

I found a listing of “standout” church marquis sayings today. May we all hope and pray that this does not actually represent the general outlook of the church in America…

The best ones simply make you shake your head in frustration. The majority are enough to mourn over.

A few examples, with a comment or two:

Walmart is not the only saving place. You mean there are other places for salvation, and one has the lowest prices in the country?!?

But St. Peter– what about my civil rights? Ok, what part of this is actually theologically correct? The part where we get to argue over our judgement, or the part where St. Peter has a say in it?

Sign broken…message inside At the very least, it’s half correct. Bu then again, if the sign is broken, wouldn’t that imply that there is no message inside? Or, perhaps that the sign isn’t broken, in which case…..oh nevermind.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts’! PROBABLY?!? Of all points of theology, you can’t even put one up that you’re sure of?!?

Get Right or get Left! Way to confuse American politics with God’s kingdom there, buddy…

GODISNOWHERE (now read it again) First point: a marquis is meant for people who are driving. Second point: you now have the majority of people who drove by your sign thinking that you just said “God is nowhere.” When did kitchy trump clear?

Read the Bible. It’s user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays #1: It’s not user-friendly. It’s only the most convicting text on the planet. #2: What about Monday-Saturday? #3: In this era, we associate tech support with barely-trained unskilled labor who can barely speak the same language as the caller and – wait, never mind. I think that point is valid for you.

Sleep peacefully, God is awake. Right. There’s NOTHING in the Bible about Christians having to actually do anything. Hit the lights, our work isn’t even our work anymore. Goodnight.

On to a very serious question: In 20 years, do I get to look forward to a whole bunch of empty church shells littering every town in America? How many of these buildings will become bars, theaters, dance clubs, homes, and fantasy game shops in the next two decades? Or, how many will become subject to eminent domain once they close their doors? When that happens, will there still be enough letters on the marquis to see these final messages as they are torn down?

Since everybody seems to be releasing NFL preseason rankings in some form or other, I figured that now is a decent time to make my comments.

AFC
Likely division winners:
East: NE Patriots. It sounds redundant, but who else? The Jets are the runner up and have a mild shot. at it. Give it another year, though.

North: Baltimore. They’re getting really old, and I’m not as sold on them as many other are. However, the other teams don’t impress enough. Cleveland will likely improve the most, but not enough. Pittsburgh is too tough to tell with a new coach. Cincy is set to implode from personality conflicts.

South: Indy. Nobody else is ready. Tennessee is getting better, but won’t get enough wins. Texas is nowhere close. Jax is too old to make it.

West: San Diego. Even with a new coaching staff, who else? Denver might, but nobody knows how good (read: how bad) they’ll be. It’s effectively a brand new team out there. KC is going to have serious O-line issues, and that will never win the West. Oakland needs no explanation.

Wild Cards: After the top 4, predicting wild cards gets tough. Figure the Jets for one – they’re good enough in a division with two weak teams. The only others with a real shot are Pittsburgh, Cincy, and Denver. I really don’t have a good feeling about Cincy or Pittsburgh, either. They’re playing in a tough top-to-bottom division, which is generally a wild card killer. I honestly can’t see how Denver can get it, but I can’t see how anybody else can. Give them the homer’s nod.

NFC
Likely division winners:
East: Philly. Reid does a great job with them, and they are the only teamwork-oriented team in the division. The other three are caricatures of ego.

North: Chicago. By virtue of ineptitude of others. The Vikings appear to be a team from the 70’s – all run O/D, no passing O/D. The Lions are led by Millen. The Packers could take it, but Favre with a walker (complete with tennis balls) is not a pretty sight.

South: New Orleans. For the first time in a while, one team is clearly better than the rest in this division. Expect the other three to flounder.

West: San Francisco. This is the wild West this year. There are viable lines of logic for all 4 teams, but SF has done the best building job and Seattle is aging out. StL is a possibility, but Arizona is still Arizona, even with new management.

Wild Card: Even tougher than the AFC. Give Seattle one, by virtue of being a rare beast – a well-run NFC team. Give Green Bay the other. Their division is awful, and they could conceivably make a huge run out of the conference, even with the relic.

Summary: The AFC appears to be much strong than the NFC (again). A better POV is this: look at the ownership / management / coaching of each franchise, and determine where the better office talent is located. A quicker assessment: look at the teams with coaches of long tenure. (Or, if a recent change was made at coach, look at the tenure of the previous coach.) Stability means something. The quickest assessment: Look to see if the owner’s name rhymes with Davis, Jones, Ford, or Snyder. If so, run for cover.

Oh, and…

FIRE MILLEN!

(Always wanted to say that…)

Addenda

My parents were here over the weekend. Parents rock.

+ The living room/kitchen/dining room is now painted – ceiling to floor. It looks great, and I’m glad to be done.

+ The half-bathroom is done. The Lavender Pebble is a dark, rich purple. It might be too dark for the other bathrooms without waynescotting. We’re almost decided on colors for the bedrooms.

+ The full bathroom on the first floor is almost done. The ceiling is finished, and the walls are primed. Once we get the paint up, we’ll be able to take a shower without fear of turning the whole place into a mildew culture. Note to all home builders: flat paint in bathrooms is a bad, bad idea. Same goes for the kitchen.

+ The next couple of weeks will be slower, as we recover and catch up on school work. The next orders of business are to replace a bathroom sink, build a shed, figure out how to paint the stairwell, and start rearranging things to paint bedrooms.

Summer School:
My statistics class is going to be a long one. Most people would oddly agree that the statistics is the most enjoyable part of the class. That means….

+ The long-running, glowing commentaries on Hillary Clinton, Michael Moore’s new movie, Bush’s mistakes, and the new versions of statistics software are getting old. REALLY old.

+ Asking what we think on the fundraising efforts of Obama and Clinton when our only two response choices are “Yes” and “No” is futile.

+ If you have a microphone in an online forum, don’t breathe too heavily into it. Otherwise, Darth Vader references will follow.

Catching Up

A quick summary of things I haven’t posted on in a while. It’s been a very busy summer, and promises to remain busy for a long, long time. Still, busy is better than idle, and I’ve had plenty of both at various points.

Painting Project
The living room / kitchen / dining room area (open floor plan) is mostly done. The ceiling was repainted with a flat “brilliant white” Valspar ceiling paint to hide the peachish-orangish-yellowish tint that the painter had given it. Seriously. With the odd color on the walls, he put in a little tint into the ceiling to soften the corners. Boy, are we ever glad to have painted the ceiling. (Side note: we initially decided to paint it to make it more washable because of the kitchen. We didn’t realize the tinting in the ceiling because the walls were so hideous.)

The walls are well on their way to their new colors. Most of it will be Dark Green 2 (LA 1108). Below the chair rail in the dining room, the wall is be Dark Green 4 (LA 1110) for contrast. Additionally the bar between the kitchen and living room is Dark Green 4. The contrast really sparkles, and the darker green makes the hue in the wood flooring come alive. The trim is a rather pure white, which works very well against the particular tones of green that we have.

The stairwell and upper hallway will also be Dark Green 2. Repainting that ceiling and the walls in the stairwell are going to be the most difficult task in the house, and I am not looking forward to it. Still, I’ll only do it once. In the upstairs hallway, there is a beautiful little reading nook. We have already matched the bench pad to the greens of the house, and will paint the lower paneling of the nook Dark Green 4 to tie in the theme from the first floor.

The bathrooms are going to be Lavender Pebble (LA 1415). It’s a very grayish-bluish purple, and plays very nicely with the greens. Since a lot of our decorations are seashells we collected in Charleston, the bathrooms will take on a unique character. As a consequence, we will eventually have to replace one or two bathroom sinks – they are cream colored and don’t play nicely with the white trim. *sigh*

The bedrooms are undecided at this point. We’re looking very strongly at taupe colors. The neutrality works well for bedroom space and for office space. Right now, our favorite is Ironwood (LA 115). It’s rather dark, and the bedrooms don’t have huge amounts of natural light to work with. We may go with the next lighter shade – Winter Oak (LA 114). It’s significantly lighter, but wouldn’t depress the room too much. It’s all a matter of whether it feels too light. And if we can move beyond the Ironwood.

And for anybody who happens to consider painting, Auditions are the best. In the greens alone, we went through 6 colors for about $20. It narrowed us down to the right colors and helped us avoided turning the place into a glorified funhouse. Once the green was up, it only took two auditions to get the purple, and will probably only take two for the taupe. Lowes has a great audition service – they mix it onsite in most locations and verify the color match before handing it over. Home Depot is more difficult – most of their auditions can only be ordered online. Their Ralph Lauren series comes in little baggies that are much smaller than the Lowes samples for a higher cost. Not that I’m endorsing, but customer service literally made the difference in where we went for paint.

Politics
I’m still not following the Prez elections closely. I can catch myself up completely in a week’s time sometime around the turn of the year, and save myself a lot of wasted time now. However, the only “viable” candidate at the moment I have any interest in is Fred Thompson. I need to learn more about him, but at least he doesn’t repulse me yet. The rest are worthless.

However, the Prez race is probably not as critical as Congress, oddly enough. After Bush II, the Presidency will not have a lot of political clout in the early months. Congress will probably still have all of its incumbents, and that’s a huge problem. At this point, most of them are only good for earmarking and funneling money around through backroom politics. If we could agree to vote out the 10 longest-serving Senators on each side of the aisle (about 3 per cycle per side over the next 6 years), and the 50 longest-serving Congressmen on each side, we’d get rid of a lot of dead weight at the cost of a very small number of quality members. (I’d be willing to wager that only about 10 of that 120 would be missed.) If we could bump them in the primaries, then their parties could still run reasonable candidates in the general elections. Like that’ll ever happen, though.

Supreme Court
The ruling just came out today (5-4, guess who voted which way) that school districts cannot fill public schools according to race. In a case with haunting similarities to the era of segregation, the liberal judges all voted to let race be a determining factor in public school selection. I haven’t read the specifics yet, but the issue itself is well-known. On one hand, we have a group of people who claim that race should never be a discriminating factor. On the other hand, we have a group of people who play on emotions for political gain by insisting on entitlement programs. Oddly enough, those two groups are the same people. Race is a heavy political card because we are visual creatures. We see race in people and we categorize people in our minds according to race. (Remember that when the OJ Simpson verdict was reached, the news stations showed shots of black college girls celebrating and white college girls in dismay. Even though neither group really knew the evidence of the case, both had made up their minds based on their associations to the parties involved. Race even trumped gender for them.) The original point about the use of the race card in politics would take longer than I want here, so I’ll truncate the topic. However, it’s a card that has almost never been used for the benefit of people (not including politicians). A quick quiz: which party (or political ideology) was responsible for the Civil Rights Act, and which one fought it every step of the way? Which one claims to be responsible for it now? Which party / ideology is pushing for racial discrimination in public schools? (BTW, look up the word “discrimination” and use it properly in this context.)

Statistics
Only about three weeks into my statistics class this summer, and I’m really wishing that I had taken stats earlier. It’s absolutely fascinating. If you have the time, get some stats training. It’s useful for everybody anymore. If you don’t believe me, look up “prosecutor’s fallacy” and imagine what a stat-trained defense lawyer could do with statistics in a courtroom. Or, knowing that gas stations statistically raise their prices after Wednesday and lower them after Sunday, would you consider adapting your refueling habits? Or is that merely a numbers game that doesn’t affect the week that you fill up next?

The semester is over, and I’ve now had about a week to relax and remember which way is up. I guess I don’t take things the easy way all the time, but it’s fun nonetheless.

For those who have interest, this is the breakdown. (For those who don’t, skip the post.)

4 Classes: Radiation Protection, Reactor Theory, Nuclear Systems 2, and Monte Carlo.

-RP: Fun stuff, and not too bad of a class. The grading is entirely locked up in 3 exams – no HW grades or anything else. When you’re the highest-regarded faculty member in the department (and the most well-endowed in the funding sense), you can do that.

-TR: The signature class in the curriculum. It’s actually an undergrad class, but I had to take it since I’m a crossover grad student. The undergrads always complain about the work involved, but they’ll someday understand that it really wasn’t that bad. Not everything worth learning is easy to get.

-NS2: Yowch! This class accounted for more out-of-class time and work than the other three combined. Thermofluids is not easy to get, and the curriculum was very ambitious. I learned two things very well: I’m far more stubborn than I thought I was, and I really don’t like working with thermalhydraulic codes. The good ones are nightmares.

-MC: Fun. Wanna find out if your shielding is adequate for the radioactive stuff on the other side? Simply simulate a few billion decays or so, and see what happens! It’s very intuitive, and very accessible in the modern age of computers. All you need is any programming language with a random number generator (i.e. all of them) and a computer that would ordinarily sit idle while you sleep, and you can do it too.

End result: All A’s! I wasn’t sure about one of the classes until yesterday, when it was finally posted. It was probably too ambitious of a semester, but I’m through it now. Still, I guess I don’t learn too well. I promised the wife that I would only take 3 in the fall, but there are 5 classes I’d like to take… Hmmm….

The real news story

As a dear friend pointed out, this is what should be remembered about the Virginia Tech tragedy.

April 16, 2007
West Ambler Johnston Hall Dormitory (first shooting)

* Emily Jane Hilscher
* Ryan Christopher Clark

Norris Hall Engineering Building (second shooting)
Students

* Ross Abdallah Alameddine
* Brian Bluhm
* Austin Michelle Cloyd
* Matthew Gwaltney
* Caitlin Hammaren
* Jeremy Herbstritt
* Rachael Elizabeth Hill
* Matthew La Porte
* Jarrett Lane
* Henry Lee
* Partahi Lumbantoruan
* Lauren Ashley McCain
* Minal Panchal
* Daniel Patrick O’Neil
* Juan Ramón Ortiz
* Daniel Pérez Cueva
* Erin Peterson
* Michael Steven Pohle, Jr.
* Julia Pryde
* Mary Karen Read
* Reema Joseph Samaha
* Waleed Mohamed Shaalan
* Leslie Sherman
* Maxine Turner
* Nicole White

Faculty

* Christopher James Bishop
* Jocelyne Couture-Nowak
* Kevin Granata
* Liviu Librescu

The Perfect Storm?

Today was gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. The forecast for the week indicates light rain on Wednesday, followed by unceasing gorgeousness culminating in a 75-and-sunny Saturday that just begs for some outdoor snooze time.

Meanwhile, back at school, I have an assistantship, loads of homework, a slew of upcoming finals, and a couple major class projects to get done in three weeks. All of that is going to keep me comfy at my computer – indoors.

Whodathunk that the perfect storm would be beautiful weather?

*sigh*

NFL Schedule is up

TIME FOR FOOTBALL!!!

The NFL announced the new schedule today (see link in title). Naturally, the important part is the Denver schedule. A few brief points:

>> The schedule is front-loaded with home games (and back-loaded with away games). It seems that the NFL doesn’t want to televise many winter games. Bummer…

>> There are no “3-weeks-on-the-road” stretches. The NFL made a point of fixing this problem a few years back, and it’s always good to see it hold true.

>> BYE WEEK: WEEK 6. Like last year, it’s a little earlier than I would prefer, but it actually falls about exactly in the middle of the schedule (counting the preseason). Leading into it, it’s @Buffalo, vOakland, vJax, @Indy, vSan Diego. Three relatively easy games (depending on what kind of mood Jax is in) with two home games before the Indy road trip, and then a home date to meed San Diego. That’s about as good as can be hoped for.

>> Three MNF games – two at home. The MNF games tend to do better in the West simply because the timing is horrible for the East Coast. The opponents are vGreen Bay, vTennessee, @San Diego. That’s pretty good: one against Favre (assuming he’s still playing), one pairing Young vs. Cutler, and one that just might determine the division.

>> A Thursday night game one week before the MNF San Diego clash. It’s Denver @ Houston, which will be interesting for the Shanahan-Kubiak storyline and nothing else. Fortunately, it should mean a safe win and three extra days of rest before facing San Diego, which is almost more important than actually beating Houston. Almost.

>> The closer is Minnie @ Denver. Awfully nice of the NFL to make Minnesota play a winter game outdoors for a change…

Other than that, the draft is 2 1/2 weeks away! And who says the NFL isn’t a year=long sport?

A post more for the sake of keeping posts going than anything in particular. The misspelling of business was intentional for clarity.

1] A wrap-up of the last two weeks since Spring Break ended. First, this semester is theoretically getting closer to done. It seems to have taken unusually long. I foresee many nights of short sleep between now and sometime in early May.

2] People hurt. Dealing with a divorce case, a paranoid-home-alone-elderly-lady case, and a whole lot of stressball cases (i.e. fellow students) can really suck the energy out of you. Still, it brings home the realization that a lot of people carry a lot of pain, and they really need some support. Our pains were taken from us and placed onto Christ; we can show others the same. That is, we can help ease the burdens of those around us and we can show them the true release from pain that is found in Christ. It takes a lot of time and energy, but our lives here are simply a breath in the wind, and our lives with Christ are forever. I’m finishing up on a little homework on Easter Sunday (and Saturday and Friday and Thursday, for what it matters) because helping others has set me behind. Still, I think that the benefit they derived from my help was worth the cost.

3] East Tennessee has the sweetest Springtime weather I’ve ever seen. I can see why people like it here.

4] 3 Weeks (technically, less than) until the NFL Draft. For a sport with the shortest playing season of the majors, it certainly runs year-long. This year, day 1 doesn’t fall on my wife’s birthday, so I don’t have to feel guilty about catching any of it! (Day 2 does, but that’s worth skipping anyhow.)

5] The Car of Tomorrow was probably a necessary move for NASCAR, but it officially kills the last remnant of the “stock” car. Now, about the only real thing that auto makers can actually be innovative about is the color of the seat cushions. Oh, yay…

6] I do not know the true answer to how speeding relates to the Biblical command of respecting governmental authority. When I was in Wyoming, I understood that speed was a violation of a law (that was not in itself a direct violation of following Christ), and therefore a sinful act. As I travelled in places with traffic (i.e. not Wyoming), I realized that, under the right conditions, going above the speed limit for the sake of increasing safety of the road could be a credible scenario. Now, in East Tennessee….

Going 70 in a 55 mph zone would normally sound excessive. Being one of the slowest cars on the road at that time gets a little unnerving. Getting passed like I was standing still by all the police officers who aren’t on call (i.e. not chasing somebody or not going to a scene) really makes me wonder exactly WHAT it is people do around here to get pulled over…

The beauty of life

For everybody who is in a place where the trees are blooming, the weather is wonderful, and the birds are coming back in full force, take a minute and step outside. It’s a beautiful world that God has given us. It’s worth a minute to observe the art gallery around us and enjoy. For those who are still living in the last throes of wintry weather, enjoy the knowledge that your insect problem will be nothing like that of those warm-weather places.

Just watch out for the birds.

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